My Balls got so hot and sweaty they hatched!!
Border Patrol Agents were turning themselves over to The “International Hikers”
It was really a giant cloud of B.O. And Ass sweat, having evaporated off the poor people of Phoenix-Metro, that Grounded those flights in Phoenix.
Screw frying eggs on the pavement, Road Crossing Chickens were Rotisseried before they got half way.