Have Some Butt Cheeks! #dadlife

So I am laying on the bed, semi rough housing with the kids, while mommy gets ready for work. They love to use daddy as a jungle gym, and daddy, though it may occasionally hurt, isn’t complaining. I love my kids, I am grateful that they love me.

Anyhow, I had just shut wrestle time down, and was laying still, relaxing for a few brief seconds before I went down the hall after my kids, to find out what kind of snack bitch I was going to be asked to magically become this evening.

I had already sent the older boy and baby sister running out of the room with the completion of wrestle time, and was stretching my back and legs on the bed when Milo, who was still on the bed, said, “here Dad, have some butt cheeks… in your face!”, as he sat down on my face, wiggling about like that fat pro wrestler Yokozuna, or whatever it was. Then he jumped up, and ‘poof’! he was gone down the hall.

Couldn’t believe it, my wife, who was sitting at the end of the bed doing her hair, and I just sat there and laughed til we cried. I mean, what do you do? What do you say? Do I really want to explain to a 5 year old that he just “Owned” me? …… #dadlife

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