Baby Sister Isn’t Quite Three, Yet She Is Already A Master Of The ‘Fart Game’ #fartgame #dadlife

Little Miss ‘soon to be three’ Aeshna Jaxx came up to me the other day ,cute as you please, and tugged on my shirt.

“Hey dad”, she said “I need to burp… or fart!”

“Hey dad”, she said “I need to burp… or fart!”

You do? I said, chuckling.

“Yup!”she said matter of factly.

“Is your belly hurting?” I asked.

“No, I just need to burp or fart”she assured me.

“Oh, ok”, I said, still chuckling.

She walks off then, and goes to stand over by her brother Avi(he is seven), who is sitting on the floor watching amovie.

Aeshna is turned to watch the movie as well, and is doing a weird little hip twist thingy. I think nothing of it, as she is a little boogie butt most of the time. that is, until I hear her brother yell, “grosss sister!”

I look over, and she is grinning from ear to ear, as her brother pushes her to the couch.Now of course,I look at him, and demand he tell me what he pushed her for, right? I am dad,that is what we do.

until I hear her brother yell, “grosss sister!”

“She farted on me!” Avi nearly yelled, as he was starting to laugh.

I look over, and she is still grinning, though now sprawled on the couch, where brother had pushed her.

“Did you fart on your brother?” I ask her.

“Yeshhh”, was her sheepish little reply, all the while smiling and giggling.

By now, even Avi, the poor gas a ttack victim, is cracking up. brother Milo, the five year old,, is rolling on the floor squealing with delight

The uproar, dies down a bit, and I ask sister,”Well baby sister, do you feel better now?”

“Yeshhh. I do feel better”

And for those old friends of mine out there, asking, no, I did not teach them to put their thumbs to their foreheads when someone farts…. all in good time.. ya know, baby steps…or is it baby farts, in this instance?

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