Brought to you by the same hucksters who sell Bridges, Land in Florida, Salad Shooters and Salvation!
But Wait! There’s more…. they will sweeten the deal, by poisoning your entire community, not just you faithful employees, the entire community, free of charge!
You heard right, Free! Gratis!
All this, this abuse and neglect, for the low, low, price, of your immortal soul!