Captain Smarty Pants #dadlife #smartypants

He can do

the smarty-pants

fancy dance

fancy dance

Yes indeed

they call him

smarty-pants

smarty-pants

Mr straight A’s

report card says

All the months

All the Daze

Thats the craze

Defeat the maze

Math doesn’t faze

With science

He playz

Smarty Pants

Captain

Smarty pants

Easy peasy

As you see zee

So damn

Greazy

It seems so

Breezy

Weezy

Cut you off

At the knee zees

This is

The realiteezee

Of Mister

Crushes school

With eazee

With a father

So damn pleazeed

Yes

Welcome

Captain Smarty Pants

Captain Smarty Pants

Smarty Pants

And

His fancy dance

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