Trumpty Dumpty Puddin Pie, #trumptydumpty

Humpty trumpty

Stood on his wall

Even though

It was barely

A wall

at all

Then braggadocious-

LEEEEE

He spun

Saying

look at me

But he slid

a little

Slipped

He dipped

he dipped

Then tripped

had a great fall

From

his beaded curtain

His xenophobic

Penis Wall

Falls

To the ground

Spray tan

Hair

And all

To spill cheetos

And big macs

With a splatter

On the mall

But no one

Noticed

No one

could see

Not a soul

Was aware

The great

trumpty

Dumpty’s

Brains

were spreading

every where

Like pickled spam

With a side

Of tumors

There was

No one there

To start

The rumors

You see

That wall

And that mall

Were government

Property

With closures

And furloughs

There were

no agents

No cops

Or rangers

To scoop up

the brains

To stop bleeding,

To bother

to keep him

breething

call an ambulance

Or lifeflight

Or whatever

Not even a call

To Sycophantic lawyer

No

Not a whisper

All the

Kings horses

And all

The kings men

Were furloughed

And laid off

With

Garage sales

To run

Side gigs

To hustle

The gates were closed

The bathrooms shut

Electricity

Cut

So the great

trumpty Dumpty

Spilled all over

Alone

Ashamed

As his essence

His orangeness

Became,

be-cum

Bestained

An ugly

brown stain

All that would

remain…..

Until those

government

workers returned,

and vowed

to burn

Any memory

Or

more appropriately,

stain

Of that

moronic figure

That Fashy Pimp

And snake oil guy

Trumpty Dumpty

Puddin Pie

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