Setting: Dude and Bro, watching tv. Dude is Channel surfing, Stopping on an informercial.
bro: “dude, turn it”
dude: “hold on bro”
“Do you find yourself kicking yourself for giving obvious douchebags a second chance in the fb era?”
“Just cuz ya wanted to see what was up with them?”
“Did you friend people, that in retrospect, were people you would have tried to avoid at the county fair?
Wish you could undo that mistake, without actually having to unfriend them?
What about in laws, relatives, friends of the spouse, or the ex?
Tired of dealing with their shit, But dont have the time or energy to go thru and block or unfollow all the knuckleheads on yer feed?
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Pastor bugging you?
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How much would..…….. (
(static as Dude changes the channel)
dude: “Thats stupid man”
dude: “I mean, how hard is it to block someone? How lazy you gotta be?”
bro: “Hes gonna make a mint!”
……… and, scene.
Link to the audio on my podcast, below: