Have you ever lied, or been untruthful, in a professional setting? i.e. lied to or been dishonest, with coworkers or customers?

Have I what? Dude, I have LIED PROFESSIONALLY, it was part of, if not the whole damn job!

Ahem, uh, what job was that?

I was a DJ at a strip club, dig? You think telling those girls the truth is gonna get them on stage? Really?

You think when I tell that strung out trainwreck with 4 different ‘baby daddies’, that I want a piece of that”, I am being honest?

You don’t think much of me, do you?