Uhh… Is This The First, Or Second Coming? #EjaculateConception #SecondCumming #OhGod

So…. since I too have gotten a handjob in a church, does that make me Christ-Like?

I don’t remember that handjob having anything to do with scripture though, guess I shoulda paid closer attention

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