East Van Buren
Hucksters be a lurin
Unsuspecting tourists
And naive purists
To be
Potential jurists
In the surest
Aint no curist
Con of them all
The Westward Ball
Not a ball
No not at all
But neither
was it dusty
Dry Oklahoma
After all
And that made
the dusty difference
Made the con
No work at all
right willin
For their heads
To be fillin
If dreamin bout
The money
To get ya
Rest the way out
To beeee yooooteeee full
California
Never to quite
Get it right
Drinkin
Every night
Doomed
To this mirage
In the desert