What Mookie Says To The Delivery Driver(Translated from Canine, Of Course) poetography. #translatedfromcanine Run run Run run Run run run ‘Hey Hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey Get away From my fence My fence My fence Get away from my fence Hey Are you Listening to me? Hey Thats my gate My gate My […]
Swear to gawd, the damn chicken leaned in and hugged her, wing wrap and all! Seriously, the bird was actually nuzzling it’s head into her shoulder, and hugging her
No light Seems right Dark souls Somber fight Wish I may Wish I might Shake this Fucking Depression Tonight!
VIDEO: A little Improvisational Dadding here…. take a disaster, turn it into Delight. #dadlife #redneckology
Baby girl is watching her caged toads, and I swear, one of them is mean mugging me the whole freaking time! That eye shine is pretty damn cool, gotta say… Still…. I think that little fucker was stink eyein me…. you won’t change my mind… #dadlife #MeanMugginToad
Trump is just the monkey up front Distracting the planet Like a collective world class Flim flam man Meanwhile Bolsinaro is burning the Amazon down, with an ” oops, clumsy me’ we couldn’t possibly stop it Now I Guess we will just do the best we can, planting crops on the land ruined by this […]
Like a wobbly water skipper Its balance tenuous Wavering and wandering Resisting gravity’s demand That it topple over Gracelessly. Unaware The worst is yet to come As its flailing is edging It ever closer to the current.