Setting: Dude and Bro, watching tv. Dude is Channel surfing, Stopping on an informercial. bro: “dude, turn it” dude: “hold on bro” Infomercial Voice: “Do you find yourself kicking yourself for giving obvious douchebags a second chance in the fb era?” “Just cuz ya wanted to see what was up with them?” “Did you friend […]
Go ahead, get her whole tongue on it, ya bootlickin mindless drones…. Like Zombies, but with no concept of brains….
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Time to start removing guardrails and painfully obvious safety warnings…. oh Darwin, hear our prayers!