He can do the smarty-pants fancy dance fancy dance Yes indeed they call him smarty-pants smarty-pants Mr straight A’s report card says All the months All the Daze Thats the craze Defeat the maze Math doesn’t faze With science He playz Smarty Pants Captain Smarty pants Easy peasy As you see zee So damn Greazy […]
With three kids, oftentimes breakfast rolls right into lunch without any real type of a break. By the time you have cleaned up or finished getting breakfast to your late waker or wakers, the early one or ones are looking for snacks, ir are outright clamoring about lunch already. This is where the snack plates […]
As parents Of three kids under 8, those hugging, snugly couple moments are few and far between…. when I get a chance to catch my wife in a hug, or a quick embrace, while passing in the hallway, tending to our increasingly demanding children, I try to do so. Even if we only get two […]
Seven year old Avi comes down the hallway, brandishing the home made graphic novel he is making currently in his left hand, proclaiming, “When I grow up, I wanna be a writer, an make books!” “Hey, me too buddy, that is what daddy wants to do, be a writer, that’s pretty cool, we both want […]
Those mean fucking critics on those cooking shows ain’t got nothin on a three year old, saying “ewww”, and then spitting your food out into their little hands… like a twisting knife, if you were wondering what it felt like. yeah, Gordon Ramsay aint nothin’ on that three year old critic!… a three year old, […]
Just a sample… but you parents know. Children are born hustlers. They love to negotiate. Yup Once they realize we are willing to bribe them.
2 eyed, curly haired, goofy purple hatted Milo… Though he does look more than a little Orthodov here.